Computer Job Employee Mugs

Wasn't sure why, or even what it meant, but sometimes he just needed to make his presence felt.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Is this the new input device?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

Where was I?

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

Fixing the Computer.

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'