Computer-hesitant Folks Prints

Peasant's emancipation.

I.T. Fear

The Lost Tribe

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'

Pensioners and Phones

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

STRIP Hambone: To old to work computers

"Digital? We're not even cable ready!"

"Aw geez. I can't unlock my phone." "That's the TV remote. And we're out of Chardonnay."

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

'The professor can read hieroglyphics on ruins and in tombs but he can't read text messages on his cell phone.'

"It happens every time we get a new piece of equipment...He won't invest the time to study the instructions and it ends in disaster."

"You're a great plummer, but those skills won't help you with fixing you computer. So put the plunger away and call a professional."

'Letters, letters, letters - why can't you learn to text?'

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"How me turn this thing on?"

'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'

"Mrs. HIggins, which button do I push to make a smiley face?"

STRIP Hambone: Mouse as a foot pedal

"You need to disconnect for awhile and unwind."

'Sorry - I've deleted you,'

"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"

'Eric's trying to access the information super-highway, but he's still stuck on the garage forecourt.'

'I lifted the user's manual for this software with one hand and . . . '

'Thank goodness there are some things that aren't computerized.'

Curse my hooves, and predictive text!

'We bought this one to help figure out the operating manual for that one over there.'

"Computers are really great. I've been blaming everything on them for decades."

'These new technologies are killing me!'

"House sitting for Tia Zulema was the most boring Spring Break job I've ever had."