Computer Geeks Prints

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

Very old fashioned computer.

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Sorry I'm late. I had a bug."

"You asked if I could type blood."

Marilyn Manson Fan.

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Bees can't get onto the Nectar website.

STRIP Hambone: Sweating computer

'....and who's been messing with my desktop configuration?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The Computer Bore

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

The DaVinci Code

Elfie Stick

If nobody had invented graphics

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"We don't talk anymore."

Big screen TV falling through floor

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."