Computer Department Manager Pillows

"I need someone who knows how to operate computer people."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"Actually, the district office is getting better results with a fresh garlic bagel."

Organization is not rocket science!

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Bullseye!

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'