'I can't believe it! -- My own personal computer turned state's evidence!'
Computer Conspiracy Enthusiast Pillows
Add a cozy, quirky touch to their space with pillows featuring clever conspiracy-inspired designs for tech lovers who appreciate comfort and a good punchline.
'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'
Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained
"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"
The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.
Conspiracy Cat
Area 51: The Inside Story
Facelook
World Financial Mafia
"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."
"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"
"You know it's the American drug companies that give you the headache that is cured by the pills they sell you."
Conspiracy Theory Books
Virus Laboratory Wuhan
'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'
"So, it's agreed - we go ahead with the information-matching."
"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."
"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"
'I wrote a program that generates random conspiracy theories.'
"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."
"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"
Mars Rover
Computer scared of user
'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'
Join our 'conspiracy theory' of-the-month club - JFK and Princess Di.
"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"
The Da Vinci Code Bookstore.
"The 10th anniversary gift is tin. I got Ralph a new tinfoil hat. He's more sedate with the extra channels."
"I believed all the conspiracy theories except this one."
President Trump blames loss of gravity on Democrats and China."
Roswell 1947
Things You Should Know About...
"It's a bit of a scam. They sell the crystal ball at cost, then nail you on the price of replacement psych-ink cartridges."
Quote du Jour
"Hey, knock it off. We need those!"
Computer Conspiracy Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Computer Conspiracy Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of conspiracy-themed mugs and find the perfect brew companion for your tech-savvy loved one.
Computer Conspiracy Enthusiast Prints
Discover prints that capture the intrigue—perfect for decorating the workspace or living area of a conspiracy enthusiast.
Computer Conspiracy Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our witty conspiracy t-shirts and give a gift that sparks conversation and style for the computer enthusiast in your life.