Computer Chaos Tamers Mugs

'In Case of IT Emergency Break Glass.'

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Face painting.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

"The employees from the two companies are adapting very well to the merger. I wish I could say the same about the computer systems!"

'Time manager'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Computer scared of user

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

'Try rebooting.'

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

There are no stupid questions. Ernie takes that sort of thing as a challenge.

When computers are attacked by Spam.

Wallpaper over a door.

The AdRams Family no.15 - Godzilla screensaver

"My computer crashed. . . to the ground when I got frustrated and threw it out the window."

'Turn that damn phone off!'

"This is getting serious! He's asked me if I'd like to troll the internet with him tonight."

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"Welcome to tech support. You have three minutes to rage at me before we put an actual technician on the line."

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

Hackers looking to retire got welcome news this week.

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"Don't you know anything? All you have to do is point and click!"

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

Doing your taxes on the computer, Ernie? I'm trying --- but nothing happens when I press the "return" key!