Compulsive Episode Watcher Pillows

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

"Spoiler alert."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

A couple decides what to watch.

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

Tragedy, Comedy, 'Dramedy'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'Y' know Derek, I really think you need to push yourself outside your comfort zone.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Working from Home.