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"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Environmental Conscience

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"I'm addicted to water."

'I'm really thirsty.'

Freddie's water

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"No Littering" sign in space.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Since he stopped smoking, he doesn't know what to do with his mouth.'

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

Let's merge and cut out the middle man.

"Yeah, its warm..."

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

Australian Crawl

"I'm thirsty for knowledge."

Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.

'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

'We just couldn't live with ourselves if we put mother in a home...'

'Do the patches help?'

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'