Compromise King Gifts

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Like father like son.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

'Let's meet halfway.'

Looks like I do dishes again.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'There was a catch to my lawyer's pro bono offer.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

"A compromise is when nobody gets what they want, and every seeks vengeance."

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."