Compromise King Gifts

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Like father like son.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'You have the contract drafted by the lawyer. This is his bill for it.'

"Once again, nobody's happy A true whine-whine situation."

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Let's meet halfway.'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Looks like I do dishes again.

"My therapist says you have to at least meet me half way."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"Of course I mind, but it's the only way I get to see him"

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'There was a catch to my lawyer's pro bono offer.'

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

"I propose we meet in the middle."

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"It's a deal. You step out of your bubble and I'll step out of mine."

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

The Next Big Thing/ The Next Best Thing.

'I can't sign that behavior contract unless my attorney reviews it.'

'I wanted an exotic cruise, George wanted the usual caravanning holiday, so we compromised.'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."