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'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

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"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

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'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

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"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"