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'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

"We're the I.R.S. We don't let bygones be bygones."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

"The bad news is that no one read our new health and safety guidelines but the GOOD news is they didn't read them in 37 languages!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

News and Magazines. New Economic Regulations. "New economic regulations" --- What do you suppose they are? "Come to a complete stop"?

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

"Never forget...if you bend a law enough, it becomes a loophole!"

'I just had the greatest idea! -- Let's deregulate ourselves!'

GDPR compliant

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

'Dodd Frank Chopper at 2 o'clock!'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'One more thing - find out if the new Securities and Exchange Commission head grants group amnesty.'

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'