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"As a matter of fact, Caleb, it is brain surgery."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Claus 2.0

bird interprets modern art

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Proposal

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Alexander Fleming

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

Prisoner still life painting.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Maestro

"It's a great work!"

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

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Cover story: Picasso

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Landscape Artists