Complex Emotions Enthusiast Pillows

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"That must be the artist over there."

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'