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'She's not just my mum, she's also my best friend. I so hate her.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Most valuable element.

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

50 Year Celebrations.

"This bond is so boring we gave it a Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z rating."

Cursing Scientist.

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Frank & Ernest Nucri-Cops. Any luck cracking the conspiracy case? Not yet. There's no DNA evidence to implicate the guilty parties. We couldn't charge the neutron, so we had to let him go. The shyness gene won't talk, and the cholesterol molecule is sticking to his story. The vaccine molecule is our last hope -- he might agree to testify. But first he wants to talk about immunity.

"He thinks that if they really want to smash the stereotype then he should be a shoe-in for the next Bond."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

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"Thank goodness I invested in long term bonds!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Daniel Craig.

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

"My specialty is tangled webs."

"This stuff comes with a prize! If you can pronounce all the ingredients, you get an honorary degree in chemistry."

'Doctor Yomp theorizes that there's a chemical cure for every ill'

'The Confederacy is not big on testing String Theory, son. When you see a Yankee coming, just shoot the bastard!'

"The best decisions are made when complexity and simplicity meet."

"None of this looks familiar. "

"You were right. I should have split my money between high risk stocks and safe bonds."

"Well there's a script and a baddie right there!..."