Completing Probation Prints

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

Female chemotherapy warrior.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"I got probation."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'You can't cash your paychecks until your 6 month probation is satisfactorily over.'

Obedience School Graduation.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

War and Death.

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

'Tread carefully...it's her extended unfair dismissal qualification period.'

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'It was his last session.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

Robojudge US patent pending

"She made her hat in rehab."

"I'm pleased to say you have passed the trial period and exceeded our expectations."

Musical request "Can you play 'Get me to my parole officer on time'?"

'It's an experimental form of house arrest. You're confined and fed massive doses of moral fiber.'

Twelve step program.

"Since you've been here, you've caused nothing but mayhem and and trouble - please, please leave."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

'Taking up knitting has been good therapy for you.'

'Do you have any 'Congratulations on Your Presidential Pardon's' cards?'