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The Brook-Green Volunteer Pt. 5

'Welcome to boot camp. You'll be staying in hut two-three-four.'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Gross."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'So, how was flight school?'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Red Arrows Rookies

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'Let's see now...'

Builder's School

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Effective and CLEAR communication with customers is ESSENTIAL so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

Dog says, "I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word, 'speak'."

"I hope you don't mind waiting, all the staff are on a 'customer care' course."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

I'm beginning to realize you can't cram 10 gigabytes of information into a one-gigabyte brain.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'

"Very good. Now go out there and convince others."

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

"You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan."

'Edgworth has come to terms with himself. He likes himself very much, but he can't stand anyone else.'

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

Chemotherapy male warrior

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'She hasn't finished her client care course yet!'

'Ooo, I hope they have strawberry!!' -(Ice cream stand)