Completing Anger Management T-Shirts

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Fragile stamper.

"I'm now ready to attend those anger management meetings!"

Enlightened Cursing

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

"Thanks to our self-driving car, Fred channels all his road rage energy into doing chores around the house!"

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Anger management Inc." "Waste management Corp."

'Taking the anger management class has made you uncharacteristically nice, sir.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Hissy-fits for sale.

Aggression Therapy Seminar

A Wally Yomp Psychologist...Practice limited to people who are really miffed!

'Your anger towards us can't be healthy, so we hope this intervention helps.'

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Man fights with his shadow.

"He's always had a short fuse."

"This is a computer rage management class. Road rage management is next door."

"Any eruptions since we last met?"