Completing A Hiking Trip Mugs

"Trail mix?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Bitchbark Canoe

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'My feet are killing me.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Skiing.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Tommy!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."