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'The key to customer service is staying one step ahead of the customer. Especially if he's irate.'

"This vinegar's got lumps in it."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

UNFADED GLORY

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

Sulk Shows

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We want you to be point dog on all our complaints to management."

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"I speak Latin, you know."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Aggression/Security

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"