Complaint King/queen Prints

"See? I told you my fish was undercooked!"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

In, Out, Complain.

'Someday we'll look back on this and think, ‘Why the hell didn't we sue?' '

Complaints Desk

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"What a day. I almost lost my smug look of detached superiority."

Complaints departement for men and women.

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"Is it always so cloudy?"

'That'll be the tenth time Columbus has visited the virgin islands this week.'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

Moanathon.

'He's sending it back....again! I swear this guy can't get no satisfaction.'

'This decaf's lousy.'

"Frankly, I can't really understand why my husband would be referred to as a "Domestic Cat": he does nothing around the house..."

"In what way do you feel you have been unfairly treated?"

Bob's whine cellar.

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

'When I said you should complain about your steak I didn't mean whining about it on twitter.'

After eating here for years, I've come down with abdominal pain and fatigue. Oh yeah? Also, irritability, sleep problems, headaches, loss of appetite, inexplicable weight loss, vomiting and constipation. Also, it took me three whole hours to figure out my new Apple watch, so chalk me up for learning difficulties. You're not by chance trying to get in one last lawsuit before Trump deregulates everything, are you? Heavens, no. Just feeling a little lead-poisony is all I'm saying.

Wine, Whine. Unwind.