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Whine Bar

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Flyfishing for dummies.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

'I don't like to complain, Evelyn, but aren't these family reunions getting out of hand?'

"You say that life is suffering, but isn't it also complaining?"

'Hello, Room Service?'

'There's supposed to be 56 million bubbles in a bottle of Champagne -- I only counted 54, 325,775.'

Great literary festival heckles.

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

Father and son watching a TV sitcom

But the brochures says breakfast in bed! Yes, only if you carry your bed down to the dining room!

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

'You have a complaint about your taxes? That will be a 50 cent complaint tax.'

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

Complain to a bear

"You're doing it wrong."

"This Subway Diet is way better than that Atkins nonsense."

"I'm not sure that lifting the remote control is what they meant by 'taking exercise'!"

Scavenenger's hunt.

“That’s not the nuclear football That’s my gym bag.”

"I killed him in self-defense. I'm not good at accepting criticism."

'How sweet, they're playing 'Doctors and Nurses.''

'The bloke from downstairs has come to complain about the noise.'

Worm complaints desk

"It won't come back up!"

'The four scariest words in the English language.'

'You'd thing that the least he would do while we're gone is to paint the place!'

Sex education

'That's not yours. . . that coloring book belongs to the dentist's waiting room.'

'Hey, you there with the disgusting cold! Blow that schnoz of yours outside would ya?!'

"Trouble is, now it's worked in London, all the other cities are going to want it!"