Competitive Swordplay Enthusiast Prints

'Upper management still relies on resumes...boring!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

Sawrd Fighting

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Battle.