Competitive Eating Pillows

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Here's how our eating challenge works. The meal is free if you finish it without running across the street for a burger afterwards."

Competitive EatingCompetitive Vomiting

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The Victors

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Eat my dust!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

Ratminton

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

The Salesman

The Alpha Seltzer

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Danger Slow Sand.