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Come dine with me!

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Am Awful Crammer.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

A convenient attack of swine flu...

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A woman's work is never done!

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

I won! I finished my pizza first! Want to make it two out of three?

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

Best Pizza in Town, Best Pizza in the World and Best Pizza on the Block.

All you can eat buffet...speed limit: 750 calories per minute

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

'To cook is to dare!'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

Alexander the Greater.