Competing In Olympics Mugs

The Olympic Pings

The Victors

'Can our software do that?'

Tension filled the tent.

Raheem Sterling

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

The Salesman

'Hole in one!!!!'

Hockey Season.

"Skate or die."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Here we go again...'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Champions biting their medals

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Loser's Podium.

Finish line extended 20 miles.

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Doug is determined to make it into the U.S. bobsled team for the 2014 Olympics.'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'