Compensation Seekers T-Shirts

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'Yes I am sure this isn't another FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT!'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"No, I'm not really a CEO. I just like to keep up with the Joneses."

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'But this is what you demanded; a corner office with Windows.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'You are smarter, faster and more efficient than Carter... they's why I'm making you the new assistant to Carter!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'Can you believe it, Harkins? Out of all those offices, not one person is more important than I am.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'My stretch goal for this year is to get 52 weekly paychecks.'

'Okay, people... The name of the game is Musical Cubicles! The winner gets to be the new district manager! Ready... set... GO!!'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Sports car style baby buggy.

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.