Compensation Planning T-Shirts

'Do you want a salary or benefits?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Career Choices

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

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'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Caged Businessman

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

'He's going to be an estate agent, just like his Dad.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

"Oooh, I know what I want to be when I grow up: Retired!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'