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"O.K., there's the sun, so that direction is 'up'."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

"Now you can send it."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

"...it's another metal detector."

You're never too old for ballet!

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."