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"Sorry about the grime, Doc. I had to burn some bridges on my way here to keep the crazies from following me."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Man propelled by love

"Now you can send it."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I am not asking for directions."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Shoot For The Moon

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"...it's another metal detector."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Do it!

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

Child climbs up alphabet bricks to reach his teddy bear.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Sticking out tongue

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'