Compassionate Investor Pillows

'C'mon, sir - You can write me off as a bad investment.'

Prejudice/Empathy

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

Immigrating to the City

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"Looks very promising. Put us down for one half of one share."

"Call me a pie-in-the-sky idealist, but I've always found it important to invest with a firm that reflects my values!"

Beggars on the street.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

'Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher today, while lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses.'

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Africa

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Half a loaf is better than none..

"I'll invest, but you must promise none of my money will go towards that Robert Mugabe."

Business men in street looking at poster, "It must be hard living in a country where the rich and the powerful completely ignore the needs of the less fortunate"

Investments: 'We now offer 'social conscience' funds and 'corporate ethics' funds'.

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