Compassion Experts Gifts

Intensive waiting.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Prejudice/Empathy

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I'm not asking for a raise. All I'm asking for is a little warmth and human understanding."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

"It's a full-blown empathy attack!. . . help me sneak him out of here before this thing spreads through the entire company!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

The Poor Man Donating Love to the Rich

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

The Good Samaritan.

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

'Your heart is slightly larger but that's because you're an animal lover.'

"Oh, hello darling..."