Company Structure Gifts

Workers family tree.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Out and In.

Can do...No can do

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I didn't spark joy."

"Morning, all!"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

Organization is not rocket science!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"