Company Downturn T-Shirts

'This doesn't look good.'

'And here is the effect spiraling energy costs, reduced consumer confidence and limited access to credit is having on our company.'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"I'm cutting out a complete layer of management."

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

'How long's he been out there?'

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"Actually, this is where there was a slight earth tremor."

'This doesn't look good.'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

Didn't know as much about the market as I thought I did.

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'Hey, when you announce pay cuts like these, you've got to expect a few howls of protest!'

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

'The facts speak for themselves: My opinion however is in the accompanying letter with your redundancy package.'

'I've just thought of a way to save the company £1800 a month.'

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale."

'Everyone's feeling a little overwhelmed. They've doubled our workload without increasing the size of our staff.'

Office conversation

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

'How dare you suggest that I'm running this plant into the ground.'

'Crisis'

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

"Does anyone have a Plan B?"

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'