Company Director T-Shirts

'By demanding to nominate directors you shareholders act as if you own the place.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

Balance

'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

"It could be worse, we might have linked Director's pay to it."

'Gentlemen, I suggest we learn to swim.'

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

'I'm a company director too, but I'm not letting my home address go on public record.'

'Let's see now, who can we blame this one on?'

"It's just when you said you were a company director, I thought..."

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

Complaining employee

Factory Floor - "I told you you were lost."

'We have a new face amongst us.'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

'We anticipate anticipated profits.'

'Jill knows how to keep it simple.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'Why haven't you done the staff cuts I ordered?'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Vice President of the moral high-ground

'As you can see it's been a funny old financial year.'

AGM - Just keep it boring.

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'

Board Room.

"You're quite a difficult man to see."

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'Here we stopped workers taking home pens.'

For the first time, Frank thinks he can see the effects of a slow economy at his own company.

Cut directors pay in half and stop all share options - "Right, now, tell me about Plan 'B'."

I'm sorry but our corporation does not have a policy on safe places.