Company Director Prints

'By demanding to nominate directors you shareholders act as if you own the place.'

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'Wasn't it about the time you came on board that I turned the company around?'

Balance

'Ladies and gentlemen, today we're going to get down to nuts and bolts.'

"It could be worse, we might have linked Director's pay to it."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Sharks' Mission Statement

'Gentlemen, I suggest we learn to swim.'

"And remember Miss Wilson, if you have any sexual harassment from anybody below director level, let me know."

'I'm a company director too, but I'm not letting my home address go on public record.'

'Let's see now, who can we blame this one on?'

"It's just when you said you were a company director, I thought..."

Complaining employee

"Thankfully, this year, the results can be attributed to something other than our own gross incompetence."

'As you can see it's been a funny old financial year.'

AGM - Just keep it boring.

'Jill knows how to keep it simple.'

Vice President of the moral high-ground

'We anticipate anticipated profits.'

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'We have a new face amongst us.'

Factory Floor - "I told you you were lost."

'My staff and I are in conference right now trying to find a harmonious solution to the problem.'

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

'Why haven't you done the staff cuts I ordered?'

'This cart had no correlation to data. It's just here to make us feel goof about our big bonuses and perks.'

For the first time, Frank thinks he can see the effects of a slow economy at his own company.

'Here we stopped workers taking home pens.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'Wow!! Do I ever like the flavour of the month!!'

"You're quite a difficult man to see."

Board Room.

'A merger will enable us to have more people to blame.'