Commuting Satirist Mugs

Tortoise is snail taxi.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I use my Blackberry all the time to check the competition's executive bonuses.'

"Take me home now!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Trapeze artists commuting

Traffic Lights Medicine

Honey I'm Home

Lex Ave Express

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

",,,These job cuts will not affect patient care...."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Bus Stop Evolution

'I don't like this. . .'

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'