Commuting Satire Pillows

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Thanks for flying in for the meeting.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"Take me home now!"

"I dreamed last night that I had a job within walking distance."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Trapeze artists commuting

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

Honey I'm Home

King Commute.

Need a Lawyer?

Metrocard error messages

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

Theme Park 'n' Ride

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

"I have found a house in your price range, but it will be a long commute every day from Greenland."

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Bus Stop Evolution

"Me, it's not a shower I crave for after a hard day at work, it's a long, long, long bath..."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

'I don't like this. . .'

Tortoise is snail taxi.

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'