Commuters' Day T-Shirts

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

Touring Cyclist

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Sloth traffic jam.

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

'You're late!'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

My Day - elevator magazine

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

This country is on the road to ruin!

Balloon Head.

Give up.

'See - they always find their way home.'

Commuting

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout