Commuters' Day Pillows

"This is called the 7:59 because it actually arrived at this time once...."

Touring Cyclist

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

Sloth traffic jam.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'You're late!'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"You car pool guys will be going down together for x-rays."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

My Day - elevator magazine

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

Give up.

Balloon Head.

This country is on the road to ruin!

'See - they always find their way home.'

Commuting

The Mystery of Rail Timetables

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

'Oh please, lots of people have worse commutes than you.'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout