Commuter Sympathizer Mugs

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Manspreading

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

Pope Francis on public transport.

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

The tube's a nightmare today

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

"Sorry boss - can't get in today - I'm snowed in."

'No sorry, he left half an hour ago.'

B.R. Organises Dunkirk

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

Dinosaur SUV's

"I'm not on the train today dear, I've got flu."

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

Darnit, I missed the train...