Commuter Advocate Mugs

"You can have a first class return £257...A standard return for £120...or you can sit on the floor for a fiver..."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Road work next 15 years.

Elderly lady being pulled up an out-of-order stair lift by her pet dog.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"It'll have to come down."

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

End Of The Line

Nutcracker going home

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'Dear, don't you ever get tired of the long commute to work'

U.S. Rail System

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.