Commuter Hero Pillows

"Good grief, honey...all your credit cards are maxed out!! What the heck have you been doing?!!"

Stuck in Traffic

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Heavy Traffic.

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

'Good Book?'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Knight in the Elevator

Traffic Everywhere

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"I never finished my online degree because the internet connection is really spotty in my parents' basement."

Torah reading on the subway.

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

The tube's a nightmare today

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

"Next stop, Ptarrytown."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Lifelong friends

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

A Packed Bus

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

A dog goes into a woman's shopping at a bus stop.

Please wake me at V...

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

Homing pigeons boarding a bus.

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

Public transport