Commuter Cultivator Gifts

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Allotment

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Blue sky thinking

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Packed like sardines

Commutobile

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sulk Shows

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'Would you like a push Dear?'

Business Duck

Jungle Taxi

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Running Latte