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A train stopping prematurely

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Bus for Giraffes.

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

Nutcracker going home

Pope Francis on public transport.

MERGE NOW! There is no plan B.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

'Doing a degree? No, I'm trying to book a train ticket.'

The Was-I-Ever-Helped-By-A-Radio-Traffic -Report Show.

Pay As You Drive - 'Ugh! It's a nightmare doing both at the same time.'

Warning: Train travel is a wealth hazard

Warning! Gas Prices Are Dangerous For Your Blood Pressure!

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

"Tom has had a few problems getting back into the office routine after such a long time in lockdown."

Ferry tales.

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

'Doctor, I need help.'

'Am I on the train?'

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

The Staten Island Ferry and her lawyer, Alan M. Dershowitz

'Those guys who don't commute really annoy me.'

Barry Tanner decides to take the window seat

'What sort of monster would turf an old lady from her seat?'

'I found a new way to the office through Syria.'