Commuter Cheerleader Pillows

I love Trains!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Ice Skater

Jumping cheerleaders

Miracle Mom #5,293

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

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'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Encouraging pats on the back.

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Welcome to our team.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Labour Protests

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

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Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

'I'm afraid we'll have to get a Santa who can remember his lines'

It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid..