Commute Savant T-Shirts

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The bus home.

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Nutcracker going home

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

Lifelong friends

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.