Commute Savant T-Shirts

"I know the D train would have been faster, brainiac, but the B has a quiet authority."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Jungle Taxi

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Do you mind?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Bus for Giraffes.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Road work next 15 years.

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

The bus home.

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'Smog, pollen, acid-rain, holes in the ozone-layer, crime, road rage, terrorists - HERE I COME!'

"And the dim fluorescent lighting is meant to emphasize the general absence of hope."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"Lockdown was almost over. At home Gerald furiously practised his harassed commuter look."

City Bus...Leave the driving to us!

"It makes the commute that much easier."

Nutcracker going home

Today's highs will be around 65. Today's lows will be getting out of bed and the morning commute.

Lifelong friends

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"And now for a terrific report: There is..."

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Most employees struggle with the job's monotony, but Chris has learned he can spend hours feeding off the adrenaline from a reckless commute."

Bus Stop (bus hovering overhead)

"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"

Entering New York City - Take your medication now.

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

'I've completely forgotten what fourth gear's for.'

'Woah! I must have gotten on the wrong bus.'