Commute Comic Story Collector Pillows

Vampire on a plane

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Super Dog'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"