Community Watch Aficionado Mugs

Neighbourhood Watch Sale

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Visiting 'friends'.

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

Do' you have the time?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Garage sale.

Sundial watch...

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Waiting for home time

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Watch Salesman

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'