Community Standards T-Shirts

Welcome to Flower Ridge - Traditional values strictly enforced.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Social distancing

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Love linked

See you at the farmers market!

FIGHT STRESS: Walk-A-Thon

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Things I love about Powell River...

Vaccine Spring

Noise Pollution

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Tipping Pain Chart

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"I'll have the usual."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Social Worker

Thank you

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."