Community Recluse Gifts

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

"Tough group."

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

Elderly Tarzan...

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'

Happy Holidays: Peace children.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

Frank's Butcher Shop. Ernie's Bakery. Starbux Coffee. It hasn't been the same since the candlestick maker went out of business.

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

Water carriers/bearers.

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Not coming in for a pint and a pie, Geoff?"